The Republic of Snozzilly is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 988 million Snozzillyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The powerhouse Snozzillyian economy, worth 108 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,199 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,841 per year while the poor average 22,234, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Leader has killer fashion sense, father-son fishing trips have been banned, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snozzilly's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Snozzilly is ranked 29,977^th in the world and 43^rd in Lands End for Highest Food Quality, scoring 67.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.