The Kingdom of A Wild Mark is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.176 billion Wild Markians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The all-consuming Wild Markian economy, worth 754 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,096 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Wild Mark's national animal is the White Marked Tree Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Wild Mark is ranked 25,193^rd in the world and 6^th in A Taco Paradise for Most Patriotic, with 42.24 flags saluted per person per day.