Population | 1.112 billion |
Capital | Abbotsford |
Leader | Gabe Caldiri |
Faith | THE KARTEL SMNN RELIGION |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Moose |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Clocriestes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gabe Caldiri with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.112 billion Clocriestesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbotsford. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Clocriestesian economy, worth 98.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,777 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clocriestes's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is THE KARTEL SMNN RELIGION.
Clocriestes is ranked 246,946th in the world and 5,517th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from.
- : Clocriestes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Clocriestes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
- : Following new legislation in Clocriestes, Gabe Caldiri is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect.
World Assembly
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