The Republic of Beers is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning yeast population. The quiet, industrious population of 27.364 billion Beersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare is also considered important. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Beersian economy, worth 686 trillion Pilsners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,069 Pilsners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beers's national animal is the yeast.

Beers is ranked 229,908^th in the world and 3^rd in Ankh Mauta for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 723.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.