The United Kingdom of Climeria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.224 billion Climerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 871 trillion Climerian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,047 Climerian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, one can wake up in Climeria and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 279,123^rd in the world and 10,510^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -323.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.