The United States of Ununited republic of america is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 441 million iraqi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cap. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong iraqi economy, worth 32.1 trillion iraqi dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,838 iraqi dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-iraqi dinar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ununited republic of america's national animal is the camel.

Ununited republic of america is ranked 222,490^th in the world and 7,659^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.