The Good Flag of Craiolia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mor Boor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.539 billion Craiolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Craiolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Craiols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,344 Craiols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, people talk about things being better when men were men, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craiolia's national animal is the Green Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craiolia is ranked 31,398^th in the world and 446^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,626.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.