The Federal Republic of Damosland is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 40 million Damoslanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Damoslandian economy, worth 1.38 trillion Kroner a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,509 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damosland's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Damosland is ranked 253,336^th in the world and 4,243^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.