The Republic of Diutiscla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Chair of the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.12 billion Diutins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elbestad. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Diutisclan economy, worth 101 trillion Diuti Marcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,229 Diuti Marcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown. Diutiscla's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Diutiscla is ranked 95,198^th in the world and 1,281^st in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.62 law-abiding acts per hour.