The Kingdom of Eruzea is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 270 million Eruzeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Héryon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The strong Eruzean economy, worth 19.7 trillion Eruzan Crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,785 Eruzan Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruzea's national animal is the snow fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eruzea is ranked 64,275^th in the world and 1,431^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 97.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.