The Maple Leaf Country of FreeCanada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kelab Ujesta with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.339 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FreeCanadian economy, worth 108 trillion Canadian dollors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,799 Canadian dollors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime is totally unknown. FreeCanada's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FreeCanada is ranked 28,284^th in the world and 467^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.