The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Simon Delaware with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 959 million Hexionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustbowl. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hexionian economy, worth 86.5 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,227 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime is totally unknown. Hexion's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hexion is ranked 91,228^th in the world and 1,225^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.15 law-abiding acts per hour.