The Republic of Israeli cookies is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 834 million Israeli cookiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finhin. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Israeli cookiesian economy, worth 49.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,677 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Israeli cookiesian roads, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Israeli cookies is often a lifetime appointment, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Leader's window to draw attention to their issues, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israeli cookies's national animal is the white bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Israeli cookies is ranked 91,587^th in the world and 3,944^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.