The United States of KingT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Brisko with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.144 billion Kingdoms have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KingTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,899 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout KingT after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KingT's national animal is the Bears, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KingT is ranked 281,994^th in the world and 3^rd in We R One for Most Primitive, scoring -373.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.