The Town of LamonicBibber is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Crafty Tom with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.778 billion Bibarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That One Place. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient LamonicBibberian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Pine Cones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,109 Pine Cones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (LamonicBibber has found 4 easter eggs), a passport is literally priceless, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (LamonicBibber has found 4 easter eggs), and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LamonicBibber's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Mielikki.

LamonicBibber is ranked 4,059^th in the world and 114^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,617.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.