The Democratic Republic of Magyarmex is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 127 million Magyarmexians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Magyarmexian economy, worth 8.16 trillion Magyexes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,249 Magyexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magyarmex's national animal is the Timberdoodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magyarmex is ranked 158,591^st in the world and 145^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 299.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.