The Empire of Mandalorian Watch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tarre Vizsla with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.437 billion Mandalorian Watchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sundari. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mandalorian Watchian economy, worth 295 trillion Mandalores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,088 Mandalores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Mandalorian Watch's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, and the atmosphere in Mandalorian Watchian boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandalorian Watch's national animal is the Mandalorian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Arasuumism.

Mandalorian Watch is ranked 239,212^th in the world and 8,344^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.