The Rogue Nation of Mcdonalds hamburger is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.551 billion Mcdonalds hamburgerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mcdonalds hamburgerian economy, worth 875 trillion Toes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,506 Toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and nine out of ten citizens of Mcdonalds hamburger answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mcdonalds hamburger's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dave.

Mcdonalds hamburger is ranked 2,618^th in the world and 56^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 739.1 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.