The National-Socialist State of Central Snowia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matej Novak with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.253 billion Central Snowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snoxes. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Snowian economy, worth 574 trillion Snowish Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,126 Snowish Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prank shows are so hot right now, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Snowia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Central Snowia is ranked 27,324^th in the world and 644^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 871.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.