The Republic of New Northwall is a massive, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.609 billion New Northwallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Three Rivers. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Northwallian economy, worth 161 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,040 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a government program is underway to revitalize New Northwall's beaches, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Northwall's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Northwall is ranked 19,268^th in the world and 498^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 119.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.