The Empire of Onezka Karay is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 589 million Karayanz are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diana Princesa de Gales. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Karayanez economy, worth 39.4 trillion Zakyras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,912 Zakyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onezka Karay's national animal is the Guaxinim Konez, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onezka Karay is ranked 216,275^th in the world and 5,376^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -93.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.