The Queendom of Pseudomia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 681 million Pseudomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The Pseudomian economy, worth 27.1 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,849 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, only the richest get to see out of their windows, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Pseudomian grocery store, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pseudomia's national animal is the minotaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pseudomia is ranked 90,951^st in the world and 1,562^nd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 16.49 kickbacks per hour.