The Playhouse of Shudana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Freddy Fazbear II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.145 billion Shudanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fazbear City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shudanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Faz-Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,714 Faz-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shudana's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freddyism.

Shudana is ranked 4,944^th in the world and 1^st in One Collective Brain Cell for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,361.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.