The Second Commonwealth of Slavo-Spain is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Javier Perok with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.667 billion Slavo-Spainish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunci. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavo-Spanish economy, worth 357 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,163 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, Javier Perok arrives at international summits with a white cane, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavo-Spain's national animal is the Marill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Slavo-Spain is ranked 12,348^th in the world and 625^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,548.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.