The Commonwealth of Some random ass nation is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 425 million Some random ass nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random ass city. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Some random ass nationian economy, worth 29.1 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,377 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some random ass nation's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some random ass nation is ranked 34,746^th in the world and 773^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 787.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.