The Sanctified Realm of Stalanatis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audoneus Uriwynn with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.344 billion Stalanatians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nea Stalea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stalanatisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,741 trillion Stalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 241,693 Stalas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,227,507 per year while the poor average 2,641, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, foreign governments regularly accuse the Stalanatisian military of war crimes, and criminals are thrown to the Doves to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Stalanatis's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Uriwynnity.

Stalanatis is ranked 295^th in the world and 1^st in The League for Most Primitive, scoring 425.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.