The Republic of Sticvil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mick Robama with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.688 billion Sticvilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiensk. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sticvilian economy, worth 384 trillion Stilers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,187 Stilers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime is totally unknown. Sticvil's national animal is the Almangus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Everything.

Sticvil is ranked 97,780^th in the world and 1,701^st in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,453.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.