The Republic of The Blaatschapens nation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.22 billion Blaatschapens nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The strong Blaatschapens nationian economy, worth 938 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,516 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Blaatschapens nation's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Blaatschapens nation is ranked 100,003^rd in the world and 10^th in Testregionia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,556.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.