The Federation of Timorii is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.378 billion Timoriians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Timoriian economy, worth 136 trillion Timoriian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 98,849 Timoriian Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,823 per year while the poor average 13,551, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timorii's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Timorii is ranked 31,015^th in the world and 354^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,095.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.