The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Laurose Dorsey with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 32.888 billion Kleeks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kivil. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleek economy, worth an astonishing 12,218 trillion Gils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 371,530 Gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, Laurose Dorsey has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackleelee's national animal is the Huffle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ceromega.

Trackleelee is ranked 619^th in the world and 17^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 186.72 law-abiding acts per hour.