The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.926 billion Explodingtntians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,912 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 19,556^th in the world and 421^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.22 law-abiding acts per hour.