Population | 3.736 billion |
Capital | Cornelești |
Leader | King Heron |
Currency | Cookie |
Animal | wolf |
The Kingdom of Tramolvalnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Heron with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.736 billion Tramolvalnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornelești. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tramolvalnian economy, worth 456 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,323 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tramolvalnia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tramolvalnia is ranked 276,759th in the world and 587th in A Taco Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -297.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tramolvalnia was endorsed by The Principality of Democratic intos.
- : Tramolvalnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Influential, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Tramolvalnia lodged a message on the A Taco Paradise Regional Message Board.
- : Tramolvalnia endorsed The Free Land of Souverain Revachol.
- : Tramolvalnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Tramolvalnia endorsed The Principality of Democratic intos.
- : Tramolvalnia endorsed The Free Land of Da Junglas.
- : Tramolvalnia was endorsed by The Free Land of Da Junglas.
- : Tramolvalnia lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Tramolvalnia lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Penguindon, Belistien, Roisin Dubh, Solsevara, Awesomeners, Duckairia, Nudist of the Aropica archipelago, Russcopia, Mark, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Terra odio, Duckland8890, United Gaels, Da Junglas, and Democratic intos.