The Most Primitive in Callista
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Callista is ranked 24,490th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Munie of Munie | Father Knows Best State | “Munie” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Rad Dushionia | Right-wing Utopia | “From Many, One” | |
| 3. |  The Turkic Sultunate of Ponytusia | Left-Leaning College State | “Hug Me! To say Goodbye! I've figured it out guys!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of The Valletta | Right-wing Utopia | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic States of National Popular Republic of Kausa-Guis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Fighting to keep our revolution alive” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Valoseria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Lamuilus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ur done bud” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Emperoration | Iron Fist Consumerists | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of ESPN | Corporate Bordello | “All Sports All the Time” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Hooligani | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Goofy” |
