The Sovereign Orbital Vessel of Cretanja is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rosnja Sensata with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.765 billion Cretanjans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cretanja. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cretanjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Cretnotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,468 Cretnotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, all guns must be registered, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sensata Reverence.

Cretanja is ranked 30,916^th in the world and 1,805^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 70.2 kickbacks per hour.