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The Dog Girl Supremacy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Dog Girls are the True Race Above Heaven itself!
Naglas Vandansath
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven

Population10.325 billion

CapitalVerstandia
LeaderNaglas Vandansath
FaithKMNZism

CurrencySevered Head of Catgirls
AnimalRaven

The Dog Girl Supremacy of PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Naglas Vandansath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.325 billion PoliticallyIncorrectHeavenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verstandia. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving PoliticallyIncorrectHeavenian economy, worth 891 trillion Severed Heads of Catgirls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,368 Severed Heads of Catgirls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is KMNZism.

PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven is ranked 168,010th in the world and 76th in Japan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 58.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,028thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,458thMost Authoritarian: 20,870thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,153rdMost Patriotic: 22,789thBest Weather: 23,631stLowest Crime Rates: 25,490thSafest: 27,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,561stLargest Black Market: 28,472nd
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the region

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