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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Influential: 872ndMost Developed: 1,535th
The Holy Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Fear naught but God
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ellbonnia

Population7.76 billion

CapitalPtolemaeus

CurrencyCrown
AnimalUsean bison

The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 7.76 billion Ellbonnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptolemaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellbonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,137 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ellbonnian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellbonnia's national animal is the Usean bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellbonnia is ranked 8,812th in the world and 418th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Influential: 872ndMost Developed: 1,535thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,658thMost Pacifist: 1,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,797thLowest Crime Rates: 1,869thNicest Citizens: 1,901stHealthiest Citizens: 1,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,316thSafest: 2,350thHighest Food Quality: 2,443rdLargest Governments: 2,622ndMost Inclusive: 2,684thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,960thBest Weather: 3,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,204thMost Efficient Economies: 3,496thSmartest Citizens: 3,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,774thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,098thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,229thHighest Average Incomes: 9,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,712thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,991stMost Secular: 20,298th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 126th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 228th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 311th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 404th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 418th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 266 » Filibustra, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Corfad, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Pyos Ter, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Varisland, Siwale, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kandorith, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Russila, Regallio, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Ethnon, Unshleepd, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Vlenkenov, Arch Dornan, Atrito, Arucaria, Amdupe, Eraver, Frokolia, Chukstik Illahi, Greater Portugaliza, Horrorlandian State, and 216 others.Esperonia, Batatoland Empire, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Argylia, Federation of Vanguard, KAP03land, Necromonia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Laurendon, Hentaigraado, Fratanica, Mk Steele, Andanavia, Aurasreich, Old Emporia, Confederacy of North America, Inspiratus, Azzarel, Salish-Cascadia, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Phoronu, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, New Xyroxes, The Redwood Isles, North Jus Intius, Hai Han, Perikuresu, Frontia, Oceania-America, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Neopie, Lemonbiscuits, Seenvorland, The Confederate States of America, Warnen, Alsion, TyGerria, Wilkshire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crilland, Singamadri, Walter Jackson, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tamarvand, Etanur, The Union of Galaxies, Tenana, Andstions, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Technocratic-european Countries, Kitzgos, Nationeer, Pannonika, Elomania, Vexilia, Rainengrad, Segesta, The Jerichowan Country, Everything Decided at Random, Soviet Terran, The Windmilluminati, Dicko, Sri Temasekia, Laxoimia, Unsophisticate, Dacian Freelands, U S Eh, Yukti, Viceroy Vincent, Xiang Dynasty, Very Pog, Felpolandia, TamilPesum, Esteneng, South Baba, Coutdown, Gendirt, Unterlander, GamesCell, Ilisseia, Aeurithianar, Sanctum Teriaris, Spartoi, Chipoli, AmManies, Feelonia, Vesuva, Southern Moosetopia, IHateRights, Transitional Global Authority, The Zheng Dynasty, David Davidson, Joevala, Austro-Bavarian States, Crystal Creation, Aesi, Westerhold, Fran Advar, Pradovnia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Straknov, Cinnibar, Con Tevor, Sikol, Parpyduckland, Tehmistan, The Unicrons, Jinwoy, Scres Gidgerland, Blyskalia, Nistriabar, Zecit, Panama Coalition, United States of Medford, Eurochina, Gragadoia, Solmetria, Radored Welandion, Pinky Queen, Mystiquelle, Bornodia, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Votak Matim, Zerentopia, Maott, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Empy, Xagill, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Roman Empire August, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Ventakia, Zandos, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, United Orange Valley States, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Altivia, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Ubeland, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, and Sechiole.

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