The Federal Republic of Nyogatene is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nyudhtudh Thal with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.635 billion Delabos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adhmepadh. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyogatenean economy, worth 860 trillion Ubyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,726 Ubyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyogatene's national animal is the Nyujil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modhtpany.

Nyogatene is ranked 22,136^th in the world and 480^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,273.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.