The Federation of Federated Ugasque Countries is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.793 billion Federated Ugasque Countriesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Ugasque Countriesian economy, worth 372 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,198 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Federated Ugasque Countries's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated Ugasque Countries is ranked 283,461^st in the world and 6,964^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.