The Dictatorship of The Tyrannical state of Wine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Winobat of Winegrass with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.191 billion Tyrannical state of Wineans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrannical state of Winean economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Winoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,241 Winoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the nation has nearly as many history museums as Tyrannical state of Wineans, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tyrannical state of Wine's national animal is the Winobat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Tyrannical state of Wine is ranked 183,868^th in the world and 4,323^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 332.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.