The Colony of Kinya is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 490 million Kinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libiyu. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinyan economy, worth 49.5 trillion Pins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,939 Pins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinya's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kinya is ranked 34,961^st in the world and 679^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 829.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.