The Children are crying because of La Xinga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by big cheeks with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.662 billion cheek are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient cheek economy, worth 805 trillion hugs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,847 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the cheek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is who has that.
La Xinga is ranked 20,636th in the world and 412th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,156.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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La Xinga endorsed 
The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Samuntesichtican.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The Commonwealth of Threnia.
- : La Xinga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The Holy Empire of Almarad.
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The People's Republic of Wiezrinea.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The Federation of Dettia and Vekrozera.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The Dictatorship of Ambruna.
- : La Xinga endorsed
The Dictatorship of Oppy Dictatorship.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 267 » 
BearStackof2015, 
Empire of Dabiristan, 
Ridann, 
Bai Lung, 
Lanagon, 
Roliganistan, 
The Armed Savages, 
Elejamie, 
Atrocha, 
Pakitsk, 
Asendavia, 
Lyontisia, 
Azosd, 
Myehn, 
Agave, 
Kylondia, 
CheeseBurrito, 
Amjedia, 
The Brazilian Freedom States, 
Kavanos, 
Kaigi, 
Adavan, 
New Gehenna, 
The Empire of Rijelv, 
New Leganes, 
From New World, 
New Bradenia Ghost, 
Caymarnia, 
Barfleur, 
United Citizens, 
Adolanta, 
Marrabuk, 
Estande, 
Thurland, Unger under over, 
Aeljae, 
Kucia, 
Republic of Berzerkistan, 
Sandboxford, 
Her Malue, 
Headpat Central, 
Xhya-zsathis 03b, 
The Holy Utopian Republic, 
Harro Waarudho, 
A mean old man, 
Pondingonia, 
Enlil, 
Duracell, 
Anfair, 
ReeK, and 217 others.
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