The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.954 billion Aiganians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,161 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 537,082 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and diplomats in Aigania are furious at constant police surveillance. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 273^rd in the world and 14^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 91.22 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.