The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.815 billion Aiganians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,008 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 534,605 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 797^th in the world and 44^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.51 law-abiding acts per hour.