The Nonexistent Forests State of Agaqiniala is a huge, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 687 million Agaqini have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averbird. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Agaqini economy, worth 37.3 trillion Solarmambis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,252 Solarmambis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Agaqini stage setups, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Agaqiniala's national animal is the Sand Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Agaqiniala is ranked 41,974^th in the world and 2,126^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.