The Hindu-Korean Federation of Namsan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 619 million Namsanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daesong. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Namsanian economy, worth 64.7 trillion Namsan Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,467 Namsan Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Namsan Crown battlesuits, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namsan's national animal is the Pallas’s Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Namsan is ranked 218,638^th in the world and 1,040^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.