The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.104 billion freethinkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,799 Pizns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Europe in per capita stalking, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Mally Piznoopia is ranked 1,506^th in the world and 24^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,670.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.