The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.593 billion Axixitecos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,533 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,592 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 207,491^st in the world and 8,200^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.