The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.496 billion Axixitecos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,556 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,433 Axixican Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,161,793 per year while the poor average 53,310, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, government spending has hit an all-time low, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 101,751^st in the world and 3,385^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -18.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.