The Grand Duchy of Enkowshe is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.334 billion Enkowsheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Enkowshean economy, worth 711 trillion woolies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,381 woolies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enkowshe's national animal is the moo-cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enkowshe is ranked 167,181^st in the world and 6,807^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 737.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.