The Grand Duchy of Enkowshe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.241 billion Enkowsheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Enkowshean economy, worth 716 trillion woolies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,895 woolies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enkowshe's national animal is the moo-cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enkowshe is ranked 256,807^th in the world and 8,917^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -175.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.